Terrence Howard Just Fell In Love

June 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Eli Roth, Brad Pitt’s Inglourious Basterds co-star, told People that Maddox’s favorite carrier knows that the only way you can get fresh and clean is with a baby wipe. Eli said, “After a scene, Brad had to get next to me for a close-up shot, and he said, ‘Damn, you’re ripe,’ I said, ‘I didn’t have time to shower.’ He said, ‘Baby wipes, man, baby wipes. I got six kids. All you’ve got to do is just take them, a couple quick wipes under the pits. Man, I’m getting pissed on all day. I don’t have time to take a shower.‘”

If you happen to see Terrence Howard standing outside of Brad Pitt’s window with a bouquet made of baby wipes, you now know why. Terry’s life-long search for the perfect bride is over. There’s finally a human being that really understands him on a deep level. Specially, understands and appreciates his love of baby wipes. Because toilet paper is NEVER enough.

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