This 10-minute video features Twilight’s biggest fangirl flooding her house with chunky butterscotch panty pudding while watching the trailer for New Moon for the first time. Homegirl is having a serious spiritual experience. It’s like she’s conceiving and birthing this trailer in a matter of minutes. I didn’t even act like this when watching Mah Boo Anderson Cooper swimming with Michael Phelps. Okay, I did, but I didn’t put that shit on YouTube.
“Give me a paper cut” is so my new pick-up line.
And here’s some pictures of sparkly RPattz gliding through the airport yesterday. This Twili-loonie is the reason why he needs police protection.