Jacko Can’t Do 50

June 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Looks who’s protecting Jacko…. It’s Quween of the Scene! Noted and documented! And I think she’s checking to make sure her own nose didn’t quit her ass after gazing at Jacko’s butchered mug.

Anyway, Jacko has sold out 50 shows over in London and that is not what the Kind of the Crypt signed up for. Jacko is so angry he could fart through his butt chin!

Jacko slithered out of a dance studio in Los Angeles the other told and told his fans that he doesn’t know if he can go on with all 50 shows. Jacko said (read this in his “sweet memaw with the whispers” voice), “Thank you for your love and support, I want you guys to know I love you very much. I don’t know how I’m going to do 50 shows. I’m not a big eater – I need to put some weight on. I’m really angry with them booking me up to do 50 shows. I only wanted to do 10, and take the tour around the world to other cities, not 50 in one place I went to bed knowing I sold 10 dates, and woke up to the news I was booked to do 50.

Jacko should’ve sucked on a bottle filled with Jesus Juice (with a dash of protein powder) and kept his precious vagina lips shut! If he’s too fragile to thrust his bones, he could bring in a team of doppelgangers to perform in his place. Paging LaToya Jackson, Teri Hatcher, Lynne from The Real Housewives of Orange County and the female skeleton from my 7th grade science class! Your services are needed in London! Not one bitch would flinch. Truth.

VIA The Sun

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