I’m Sure The Four Horsemen Will Also Be Joining Them

June 2, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Lady CaCa says she wants to turn her suffocated pussay into a cherry picker and go a’pluckin’ in Jonas Land. During an interview with the Daily Star (via Press Association), the performance fartist said, “I love the Jonas Brothers, they’re very talented, I met them once, I’d like to have a foursome with them.”

Herm. I’m pretty sure that the moment one of the Jonas Brothers stuck their purity poles into Lady CaCa’s chocharonie would be God’s cue to hit the button. The world has suffered enough.

Although, maybe a Jonas/CaCa fuck party wouldn’t be such a bad thing. I mean, those three little twinkies would limp out of there with their Disney-owned nutsacks in one hand and their decapitated wangs in the other. No pro-creating for them! We all win.

But seriously, you know the Jonas Twinks have had more panty action than Lady CaCa. Purity schmurity.

Tags: Gross, Hot Slut of the Day, I Don't Like Jokes, I'm Scared, Lady Gaga

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