Glamberace’s partner in peen is trying to kill us with his *fierceness*!!! Sasha Fierce, go take a nap, because the real diva of the world has officially arrived and he brought his A GAME! Look at that bitch working the pap trail like he’s on the catwalk of RuPaul’s Drag Race! Git it, gurlfwend! Show us who farts the most glitter in that relationship.
You know, Glamberace is supposed to grace the cover of Rolling Stone’s “No Fucking Duh” issue in August, but methinks his boyfriend is the one who needs to be doing all the posing for the cameras. With a face like that, he should be on every cover. If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby….. Stun. Ning.
Here’s a little video of the magical unicorn leading a ferocious pixie through the mob of paps in West Hollywood last night.