Chair Fucker

June 2, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

I never even heard about Spectacular from Pretty Ricky before he started grinding his shit all over the internet and I doubt I’m alone. Obviously, since his music career has flat-lined, Spectacular is trying to become the premiere ass shaker of YouTube. Jessica Simpson, take note!

In his encore performance, Spectacular continues to serve up laughs and dry heaves by violating a chair. I can almost see tears streaming down that chair’s leg when Spectacular starts dry humping that shit. I think I even see lipstick on him!!! CHAIR ABUSE! Seriously, what in the rent-to-own Hell is he doing to that poor chair! He’s trying to make little chair babies with that thing. He’s even doing ass-to-mouth with it! It did not sign up for this! We really have to start protecting our chairs, because this will never be right.

The unprotected fuckery starts at the 1:30 mark in the video below.

Tags: Flavor of Love, Gay, Skinny Bones Jones, Small Ones, Why Are You Doing This To Us?

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