Afternoon Crumbs

June 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Lily Allen’s nipple is an attention whore (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Um, Blair Waldorf, I can see one of your nalgas- Egotastic!

Enema’s face full of Bruno butt was completely staged – Just Jared

Borderline child abuse: Reese Witherspoon buys her kids Uggs – Popsugar

Based on these pictures, Kendra’s pole skills are weak – Hollywood Tuna

Dear Mr. Paparazzi Man, where is the after picture of Cristiano Ronaldo’s wet white shorty shorts? – Towleroad

Shockingly enough, nobody wanted to deface their home with this fuggery Hollywood Rag

Cameron Diaz is two surgeries away from becoming a card carrying member of Club Madamism – Cityrag

The title of the Heathers sequel better be: The Revenge of Martha Dumptruck – Lainey Gossip

Pete Wentz’s bar gets shut down for serving to minors. Looks like Ali Lohan will have to find a new favorite watering hole – Socialite Life

Brian Austin Green got a job – SOW

Guy Ritchie’s new piece doesn’t look like she has a vagina that eats hairy nuts, but you never know – Holy Moly!

Miranda Kerr is nekkid and chained to a tree for a cause – Popoholic

Why Waldo? – I’m Not Obsessed

No hugz from the critics for Conan O’BrienCelebitchy

Don’t call Joel Madden’s kid a health violation or he will kick yo dog – ICYDK

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