Lily Allen’s nipple is an attention whore (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Um, Blair Waldorf, I can see one of your nalgas- Egotastic!
Enema’s face full of Bruno butt was completely staged – Just Jared
Dear Mr. Paparazzi Man, where is the after picture of Cristiano Ronaldo’s wet white shorty shorts? – Towleroad
Shockingly enough, nobody wanted to deface their home with this fuggery – Hollywood Rag
Cameron Diaz is two surgeries away from becoming a card carrying member of Club Madamism – Cityrag
The title of the Heathers sequel better be: The Revenge of Martha Dumptruck – Lainey Gossip
Pete Wentz’s bar gets shut down for serving to minors. Looks like Ali Lohan will have to find a new favorite watering hole – Socialite Life
Brian Austin Green got a job – SOW
Guy Ritchie’s new piece doesn’t look like she has a vagina that eats hairy nuts, but you never know – Holy Moly!
Miranda Kerr is nekkid and chained to a tree for a cause – Popoholic
Why Waldo? – I’m Not Obsessed
No hugz from the critics for Conan O’Brien – Celebitchy
Don’t call Joel Madden’s kid a health violation or he will kick yo dog – ICYDK