This Is What Jon Is Missing Out On

May 31, 2009 / Posted by:

Kate Gosselin searched the beach for her dignity on Bald Head Island, North Carolina today. Jon couldn’t make the trip, because…well….he really fucking hates her. And I think he knew that his crotch area had been through enough torture. It didn’t need to see Kate in a two-piece. Speaking of, for giving birth to a medium sized village, Kate is looking sessy! Bitch has got the torso of a male substitute gym teacher, the thighs of a retired wrestler and the arms of a middle-aged Neanderthal! I’d hit it.

Here’s more of my cunt idol airing out her possum head on the beach. And is it just me or does it look like her belly button is slowly trying to get as far away from her vagina as possible?

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