Just when I was starting to forget about the baby-holic with a uterus like a tenrec, she goes and does this! OctoMommy has proven that her pimp hand is stronger than ever! Octo will officially be coming to a Tivo queue near you, because she’s just signed a deal for her own reality show! The show will come in handy when you feel like you need a reason to punch your private parts. Weeeee!
Octo’s attorney told UsWeekly that she signed a deal on Thursday with Eyeworks. He describes the show as a “quasi-reality TV series.” More like queasy reality series. Keep the Pepto-Bismol handy.
He went on to barf, “Nadya and the producers are hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children’s lives would be filmed in a documentary series. One of the events in the children’s lives might be their first birthday. They might be several shows aired during a year. There are all kinds of possibilities. It really depends on what the networks want. Her television program will not be like the Jon and Kate Plus 8 show. Nadya is looking forward to providing her side of the story.”
Hey, it was only a matter of time before she was going to shine up those babies and put ’em out on the ho stroll. And this sounds almost like Jon & Kate! Instead of Jon, Octo’s co-star will be the saggy, hairless, lifeless mound of excess skin that desperately wants to be released from her body. I should correct myself. This will be EXACTLY like Jon & Kate.