I REPEAT: WE ARE BREATHING THE SAME AIR! Why am I not outside exposing my nipples to the open air?! Because when Prince Hot Ginge speaks, I’m sure little flecks of his gorgeous saliva (it totally is) dance out of his mouth. That means there’s a chance they can fly over to my side of the island and land upon my nipples. I can say that Prince Hot Ginge has licked my nips! Technically. That’s going on my tombstone….and it’s also getting branded into my chest.
Today is the day my no-no has been waiting for. I’m not joking. I’d wake up and my farts would sing “19 more days.” Prince Hot Ginge has landed in Manhattan to propose a four-way marriage between himself, Rojo Caliente (no, they aren’t the same person smart ass), Mah Boo Anderson Cooper and me!!!!!!! One can have wet dreams during the day, right? Actually, I’ve already been contacted by the British Secret Service, the FBI and PETHAG (People for Ethical Treatment of Hot Ass Ginges). They ordered me to stay at least 500-yards from Prince Hot Ginge or else. Don’t worry, I’ve got something cooking. Where there’s a ginge, there’s a way!
In the meantime, take a look at a few pictures of Prince Harry visiting ground zero this morning. It was his first official stop in NYC today. Prince Harry spoke for about 15-minutes to the families of four 9/11 victims and paid his respects before visiting a local firehouse.
Tomorrow, Harry is expected to take part in a charity polo match on Governor’s Island. If you happen to be there and notice a walking shrub, DON’T SAY A WORD. I will buy you a ginge-tini later.