Spectacular Is Doing It For the Ladies

May 29, 2009 / Posted by:

Earlier this week, a sparkly lightning bolt hit the internet and I don’t think it will ever be the same. Spectacular from Pretty Ricky popped out the baby oil, slathered himself down, slipped into a pair of sexy red panties from the Mervyn’s close-out sale and gyrated like someone put a q-tip in his ass. The purpose: Spectacular had nothing else better to do so he challenged other R&B singers to a grind-off.

After a bunch of commenters said he looked like one of the glittery gays of YouTube, Spectacular responded to MTV, “Everybody knows I’m not gay. Them little tight man drawers … I bought ’em to show off my cuts in my stomach. I wanted to show off my body. The underwear was for the ladies.”

What ladies is he speaking of? The only hos I know who would bust panty pudding over this video have grey hair, wear Geoffrey Beene shirts buttoned all the way, spend their free time “just strolling” around truck stop bathrooms, have no less than 6 webcams in their home and go by the name Bob. For the record, Bob has a penis and not a vagina.

Spectacular should’ve just said, “I’m just here for comedy relief!” Speaking of RELIEF, feast your eyes on this hot churning tub of butter who responded to Spectacular’s challenge.

A couple of birthdays ago, I made a wish that before I die I’d like to receive a face dance from Aretha Franklin’s magnificent chichis. This is the closest I will ever get to that wish coming true, so I thank Keith for this. Now make that butter, because the bread is dry!

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