I Think Not

May 29, 2009 / Posted by:

Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a giant joint floating down from heaven with Bob Marley riding on top of it. Breathe it in and hold it! Bob Marley is here to gently touch the fool who said Spencer Twatt is the “King of Weed” and free him of THE GIFT. I’m talking about the gift that is getting stoned. Seriously, the giant used anal bead who said that should never ever be allowed to feel the warm embrace of the green cloud ever again. IT’S A FUCKING FARCE (copyright: Kanye West).

The moron told Star Magazine that the breathing maxi-pad is a major pot head, “He was smoking it every day. He always had a big bag and would share with everyone. He was the King of Weed!

Twatty also had a problem with dolls, specifically Valium, and went to a rehab facility in Arizona to break the habit. When he busted out, he went right back to the good shit. The friend added, “One day, he walked in on a party and pulled out a bag of pot and said, ‘’We are soooooo getting stoned! No one thought much of it, because at least he was staying away from pills.”

Twatty’s obviously not smoking up enough, because he’s still a major asshole. Lube up and sit on your bong, Twatty. Maybe that will help. Ugh. Can you imagine smoking out with this giant pube bush? He’s the reason why some people call weed a “gateway drug.” Because after a few seconds with him, you’ll realize that weed isn’t enough and you’ll start injecting your eyeballs with schmack.

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