Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 29, 2009 / Posted by:

Veronica “Ronnie” Lodge - In the 600th issue of the Archie comic, he proposes marriage to the hottest bitch in Riverdale…Veronica Lodge! That’s right. The slutty, coke whoring, money-hungry bitch always wins over the weepy, weak ass blonde! Archie will still want Veronica even when he learns about her stripper past and ties to the Colombian Cartel.

Veronica has already blogged about the wonderful news:

“I am so excited, I am getting married to Archie. There is so much to do, so many plans to make. I wonder if Betty wants to be my Maid of Honor? I bet she is so happy for me!

An ice pick to Betty’s heart. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Evil always prevails! But seriously, Veronica better get an iron-clad prenup. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was all just a plan concocted by Archie and Betty to steal Veronica’s billion dollar fortune! Marry, kill and collect! I never trusted that undercover bitch Betty!

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