When is Hollywood going to be sent to death row for all the murders they have committed?! Some of our best friends have been butchered and beheaded by the devil children that run Hollywood. The latest cinematic masterpiece that will be strangled by the claws of Hollywood is 1985’s Girls Just Want To Have Fun. The 80s doesn’t deserve this kind of treatment.
The original starred Pony Parker and Helen Hunt as two bitches who are determined to get on Dance TV. Brenda Walsh was also in it, but only because they needed to add a little hotness (and bitchiness) to the cast.
The movie really isn’t about anything. They just wanted to make a movie using the title Girls Just Want To Have Fun, but it worked for me. I mean, even Gina Gershon is in this shit! Why would you mess with perfection? Would you ever think of tinkering with Kate Gosselin’s possum head? No. That’s my point.
You just know this soon-to-be crap vom is going to star Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez. They are totally going to get The Veronicas to cover Cyndi Lauper’s song.
And somewhere in Hell, Satan’s minions are already planning remakes of Glitter, Showgirls and Poetic Justice (I love that shit).
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