Nicole Kidman has washed away the cat pee in her hair and has gone back to her natural red! Well, she’s probably naturally grey now, but before that red grew from her roots! I must say that the red makes her look like her heart has beat at least once in the past 24-hours and that she won’t shank you with her eyes if you attempt to hug her. I HATE IT! I like my Nicole Kidman as icy as possible! The red probably melted all the icicles that are usually hanging from her crotch. Booo!
Nicole should’ve dragged Keith Urban to the JcPenney salon with her. Keith’s mop is only at Stage 2 Kate Gosselin hair. Keith’s missing the little beaver ass bush on the top. All he has to do is add that, feed it some kibble and then bask in his own hotness.
Here’s Nicole wearing my abuelita’s one good nightgown while leaving the Broadway play God of Carne Asada with her husband last night. Cue up the knocked up rumors! But even a breadstick would look 6-months pregnant in that dress.