The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 27th

May 28, 2009 / Posted by:

This is nothing. When I do Bey’s hair I’m standing on my head, gagged, blindfolded, handcuffed, and forced to listen to “Single Ladies” on repeat while Bedazzling high-wasted acid-washed denim skort rompers for House of Dereon. – Basement Baby

Runners-up:

Look at the lengths a gay hairstylist will go to in order to avoid rubbing his peen on a female’s arm. – jazzfish_77

You laugh now, but in a couple weeks these poor hairs will be dyed blonde and sewn into Paris Hilton’s head! – Stoney

If you think that’s tricky, you should see how he trims her snatch. – City Barbie

VIA Metro

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