Ever wanted to know what the broken condom baby of a field mouse and furry chick would look like? Well, here you go. It’s a Pigmy Jerboa (aka chickmouse)! It’s the world’s smallest rodent. Maybe I’m in the minority, but it kind of scares me. It makes me want to sleep with cotton balls in my ears, because you know if you don’t, it will crawl inside and eat your brains. It won’t stop until it has eaten every last human brain on this planet.
It kind of looks like something Parasite Hilton’s crotch coughed up.