Mother Of The Century

May 28, 2009 / Posted by:

Candy and Tori Spelling pretty much pull out their pubic hairs whenever they think of each other. That’s no secret. But Candy has upped her cunt game by blaming Tori for Aaron Spelling’s death.

While whoring out her book on 94.7 WMAS-FM in Massachusetts today, Candy oinked, “My daughter one day decided that she wasn’t speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that’s how it’s continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. And it was sad, that’s what killed my husband, actually. He just didn’t want to live after that. He had just done everything he could possibly do for his daughter, and she wanted no part of him once he couldn’t do anything for her.”

Aaron died in 2006 at the age 83. Yeah, the fact that he was older than oatmeal had nothing to do with his death. Tori’s absence obviously did him in.

After saying all that, Porky Pig’s long-lost twin sister still doesn’t understand why her daughter uses her picture as a dart board. Candy said, “I’ve always been trying to work on the relationship. I don’t know what the anger is.

Methinks Candy needs to pay a little visit to her surgeon so that he can loosen her face a bitch (typo and it stays) and let it breathe. The tightness is effing with the part of her brain that controls common sense.

VIA E! Online

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >