Morning Wood

May 28, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

ICYMI: Spectacular from Pretty Ricky has earned his name thanks to his sexay day-shift stripper moves! Why did I feel like I was covered in dried-up lube after watching this? – The Fury

Non-reader and CAPS aficionado Kanye West will write a book that contains some blank pages. This has to make complete sense to you – Idolator

Jon & Kate ruin JLo’s reality show dreams – Celebitchy

A beautiful nude photograph of Vadge & Guy is up on the auction block – Popbytes

Kate Gosselin’s new cookbook: 101 recipes using your husband’s nuts – I’m Not Obsessed

Even if they paid Katherine Heeeeeeigl in Camel Cash and phlegm balls it would still be too much – Scandalist

“Kris Allen is without a doubt the American Idol…thanks to a few million votes we threw his way” – ICYDK

A big sloppy vagina who also likes big sloppy vaginas – Holy Moly!

Janice Dickinson makes America proud! – Socialite Life

A gold-plated painkiller: Heidi Fleiss, Dennis Rodman and Mackenzie Phillips under one roof?! – Vh1 Blog

Guy needs to take a few dozen dolls if he really believes he can direct this shit – SOW

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