Kara Thinks Glamberace Has Always Been Out

Glamberace has never come out and said that he likes a fresh tossed salad after his dinner (very French of him) or that he likes to brush his teeth with a Colgate-covered peen in the morning. He’s never denied it and he’s never fully admitted it. My guess is that he’s well aware that anybody with eyes (working or not) knows that he tingles for wang. We know it. He knows we know. It doesn’t matter. Who cares? Right? Right. Well, Kara DiosMioSHUTUPNOW took it upon herself to comment about it on The View today (it airs tomorrow).

When Barbara Walters asked Kara whether or not she believes that Glambert’s sexuality played a part in him losing to Kris, the hard-jawed snatch said, “Well, first of all, I hope not … because we should be judging on talent and viability in the music industry and they both had that. I don’t think that Adam was ever in the closet. I think he was always openly out.” Then Barbara, who probably couldn’t hear too good, asked if she felt Glambert was openly out, Kara said, “I think he was. I mean from what I’ve seen … I do. I never thought he wasn’t.”

Well, that was nice of her. But more importantly, why is she still here?! When Idol ended, why didn’t Simon let her suckle on his tittay a little for nourishment and then shove her back into the cave they found her from?