Alexander Skarsgård, Eric the viking vampire from True Blood and regular co-star of my dirty wet dreams, had to lick on Lady CaCa in her new video for “Paparazzi.” Alexander has to make out with her mouth and everything! Think of all the baby wipes he had to eat just to get the taste out of his precious mouth.
Please tell me he did this for a check. Although, maybe he did it just so he could toss her ass off a hill (my favorite part)? If that’s the case, my no-no still sings for him.
You know who else is in this never-ending “Girl, U So Artsy” shit? Those Swedish triplets Daisy de la Whora rejected on Daisy of Love! Lady CaCa needs to start doing background checks on tricks, because nobody should be put their tongue on Daisy’s leftovers. Not even Lady CaCa.
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