Don’t Drag Harvey Into This!

May 28, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The wind beneath the world’s wings, Harvey Price, turned 7 this week and while everyone on this planet cheered because they were so happy to be alive to celebrate this beautiful moment, Peter Andre cried orange tears in the middle of a bath house somewhere. That’s because Katie Price refused to let him go to Harvey’s birthday party.

Not only are Katie’s chichis made of non-biodegradable materials, but so is her heart! It’s one thing to suck on another man’s taint on the floor of a club VIP room, but to not let Peter go to Harvey’s big party?! How can the woman be sooooo cruel!!!?!!!

According to Metro, Peter apparently told a few of his friends (while they were playing “Spin the Dick on the Ass“), “Why has she done this to me? It makes me wonder if the cow ever really loved me in the first place.”

Obviously, she never did! You know how you show someone you hate them more than alarm clocks? You ban them from attending any event that Harvey Price will be at. Although, Harvey probably didn’t care. He just wanted to know if Peter bought him a copy of Laterian Milton’s Guide to Hood Rat Stuff or not.

Here’s Katie Price, Princess Tiamamamaidamiadsmimi and Harvey at a theme park yesterday.

Tags: Katie Price, Peter Andre

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