Why So Quiet, Michael Lohan?

May 27, 2009 / Posted by:

Michael Lohan is the always the first skeezer to open up his giant mouth hole whenever a member of his family is in the news for whatever reason. But when it involves him, he sticks his rotten radish head back into his ass.

Page Six says that the devout Christian and high preacher of morals was busted by the cops on April 6th, because he allegedly threatened to kill his fiancee Erin Muller and himself after she tried to quit his ass over his the phone.

Yesterday, Michael, Erin and his lawyer showed up to a court in Long Island so that he could answer to the charges. When a reporter from The NY Post approached them, Michael’s lawyer shouted “Plan Two” which caused the dick bag to run off. Michael hid in the car with Erin while his lawyer went inside. Yeah, just a few weeks before, Michael was threatening to off the bitch and there she is hiding his ass in the back of a car. Thinking with your brains: Erin is doing it wrong.

If convicted, Michael could go back to the chokey for a year. Sadly, his parole ended back in February.

Well, at least we know that if we ever want Michael to tuck his dick between his ass checks and run off to hide like a puppy during a thunderstorm, we just have to shout, “PLAN TWO.” Now if someone could fully potty train his mouth, so he’d quit dropping caca-covered words everywhere. Now that everyone knows, expect a toilet-full from Michael about this incident in 3…2…

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