The Real Housewives of NJ: Danielle’s Beautiful Mug Shot

May 27, 2009 / Posted by:

After last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, they aired an ESCANDALO preview of next week’s episode which revealed that Danielle’s whory past could be found in a book called “Cop Without A Badge.” Well, here is the stunning mug shot from the book. It’s nice to know that Danielle had a face that said “I Will Suck Yo Dick For A Puff” even back then. Some things never change.

Cop Without A Badge” is about Kevin Maher, a criminal turned informant for the New York Police Department and the FBI. Back then, Danielle apparently went by the name of Beverly Merrill. Beverly was a coke whore who was a stripper and overall slut. My idol.

Before hooking up with her, Kevin was warned that Beverly was bad news. Beverly was arrested for extortion, kidnapping and possession. Beverly got caught up in the kidnapping of some rich kid who owed a drug dealer a bunch of cash.

Eventually, Kevin left his wife and stepson for Beverly. The relationship sucked from the beginning, because he couldn’t deal with Beverly passing that pussay around all over town. Kevin even got so jealous one time that he stuck a gun in one of her other boyfriend’s crotch outside of a Bennigan’s.

When Kevin told Beverly he wanted a family, she told him she wasn’t the mother type. They broke up. Kevin last saw her in 1992 shaking her chichis for pennies at a strip club named Shakers in Carlstadt, NJ.

I wonder if Danielle/Beverly used her mug shot as her comp card when she worked for Ford Models?

From watching the preview for next week’s episode, it looks like Danielle is all upset about this info getting out. But why? So she took off her clothes for money. Who hasn’t?! So she did a little (or a ton) of coke in the 80s. Who didn’t?! So she got arrested for kidnapping a rich kid and holding him for ransom. We’ve all been there!

Danielle should be more ashamed that she’s dating a 26-year-old who has the bald spot of a 55-year-old and the face of a dude who voted for Nixon.

Source: NJ.Com

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