Prepare To Be Dazzled

May 27, 2009 / Posted by:

If you electrocute yourself by playing connect the CGI dots on RPatt’z baby powder-covered body using your clit, I am not responsible. And I don’t even want to think about the paper cuts crazy fangirls accidentally gave themselves in unfortunate places after printing out these pictures. Seriously, believe it. Just take a peek at some of the comments left on some of the other sites about the lord of the magical unicorn forest. This is my favorite one EVER from UsWeekly:

Seriously – I am sitting here breathing into a paper bag – literally hyperventilating!!!!!!!!!!! and thanking God above that my husband did not come home for lunch so that he did not hear all my screaming when I saw this picture!!!!
GEEZ – he’s beautiful – amazingly beautiful – breath-taking amazingly beautiful – should I go on???? – and just sitting here thinking about the way he sings Van Morrison’s song I’ll Be Your Lover, Too – while looking like this – OMG OMG OMG
My afternoon will be completely nonproductive now – just dreaming of Rob – You Greek Adonis You!

You know, I kind of say the same thing whenever I look at a picture of a Double Double from In ‘N Out. Although, I have never pictured my Double Double singing Van Morrison’sI’ll Be Your Lover Too.” That would be too much for me to bear.

Here’s more of RPattz and company filming New Moon in Italy earlier today. You know Michelangelo himself floated down from heaven just to hand paint perfect abs on RPattz’s body.

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