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May 27, 2009 / Posted by:

It’s Peen Time: They say these are pictures of wrestler Matt Striker’s Miller can dick (NSFW) – Tabloid Prodigy or OMG BLOG

That’s a good boy toy, JesusCelebitchy

Nicolas Cage in I Got The Sexy You Need: The Constantine Maroulis Story I’m Not Obsessed

Danielle Lloyd got what was coming to her, so says some witness – Holy Moly!

Fucking all the shit out of John Mayer could take a while, because he is full of it – SOW

There’s a plot for a gay porno somewhere in there: Kris Allen wants man chest hair – Socialite Life

The walking and talking bag of manure (which is a kind of fertilizer) will be back on The Real Loons of NYCPopeater

You know it’s summer when Matthew McConaughey’s got his nipples out. Actually, he does that year-round – Popbytes

Meg White got maaaarrrieeeed – ICYDK

The sad part is that she’s probably not even stoned – Scandalist

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