Morning Wood
It’s Peen Time: They say these are pictures of wrestler Matt Striker’s Miller can dick (NSFW) – Tabloid Prodigy or OMG BLOG
That’s a good boy toy, Jesus – Celebitchy
Nicolas Cage in I Got The Sexy You Need: The Constantine Maroulis Story – I’m Not Obsessed
Danielle Lloyd got what was coming to her, so says some witness – Holy Moly!
Fucking all the shit out of John Mayer could take a while, because he is full of it – SOW
There’s a plot for a gay porno somewhere in there: Kris Allen wants man chest hair – Socialite Life
The walking and talking bag of manure (which is a kind of fertilizer) will be back on The Real Loons of NYC – Popeater
You know it’s summer when Matthew McConaughey’s got his nipples out. Actually, he does that year-round – Popbytes
Meg White got maaaarrrieeeed – ICYDK
The sad part is that she’s probably not even stoned – Scandalist