Jessica Simpson Is Going Back To Reality TV

May 27, 2009 / Posted by:

Reality TV made Jessica Simpson a big star, so it’s no surprise that she’s shuffling back there in a bid to keep her name on your tongue (tastes like deep fried Crisco). UsWeekly says that Jessica and some friend will travel the world to see what different cultures see as beautiful. The show is called The Price of Beauty and her spokesbitch confirmed it, but wouldn’t give up any details.

Some source said that Jessica and her friend will even try “shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful. Picture Fear Factor.”

Is there a place where they think getting your mouth sewn up makes you look more beautiful? If not, make it up and send Jessica there! Is there also a place where they believe throwing your father into a volcano turns you into an exquisite beauty? If not, make it up and send Jessica and Papa Joe there too!

If this crap ever makes it to air it could be a fun show to watch while playing a drinking game. Every time Jessica’s dumb ass unwittingly offends someone of a different culture, drink a shot! Your liver would be raising a white flag after 10 minutes.

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