It’s Too Early For This Fuckery

May 27, 2009 / Posted by:

Things you shouldn’t see while sober: Lady CaCa on the cover of Rolling Stone with queef bubbles floating out of her crotch. Calgon, take her the fuck away already!

If Bette Midler circa 1978 and a special needs bull dog mated at Chernobyl……

The only thing that rises when I think of Lady CaCa is my fist, because it wants to punch her in the mouth. And here’s a quote from the magazine that might make you to do the same: “I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.

VIA Jezebel (Thanks Al)

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