Is Josh Steppin’ Out On Diane?

May 27, 2009 / Posted by:

Josh Brolin is one of those dudes that I always forget is an authentic and pure asshole. When I look at pictures of him the word “fucktard” doesn’t immediately jump out at me, but every now and again I’m reminded of his assholian ways. Like the time he allegedly got physical (and not in the Olivia Newton-John way) with Diane Lane. This was back in 2004 and Josh was arrested for domestic battery. Diane later dropped the charges and said it was all a misunderstanding. Well, Josh might be at it again. InTouch says that Josh was caught getting intimate with a woman who isn’t his wife.

On May 21st, Josh and some local broad named Melissa Green were partying at New Orlean’s Royal Street Inn. Josh is currently filming Jonah Hex down there. A witness-type said that after they finished boozing, Josh took Melissa to the movie’s set at 11:35 pm. They stuck around there for several hours and left together at 7:23 am. The witness added, “Josh looked like he hadn’t slept at all. She was wearing the same outfit as the night before and looked embarrassed.

InTouch offers up that picture on the left as PROOF! Yeah, I believe it. Although, it doesn’t look like he’s having an affair with a woman. It looks like he’s having an affair with a giant pole. He’s looking at it like he can’t wait to caress and embrace it.

Would Josh really cheat on Cherry Valance?! Didn’t he learn anything from Unfaithful? Cheating only leads to you getting hit over the head with a snow globe, rolled into a rug and stuffed into the truck of a car. Your body will spend the rest of eternity in front of a traffic light.

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