Open Post: Hosted By The Song Of The Year

May 26, 2009 / Posted by:

I am pleased to announce that the soundtrack to my funeral has just added a new song: Aqua’s Back to the 80s.” It will play right after Adina Howard’s “Freak Like Me.”

If you have no idea who Aqua is, then I feel sorry for your ears, because they have never experienced truly beautiful music with poignant lyrics. Aqua is best known for that Barbie song, but also in their catalog are such classics as “Doctor Jones” and “Good Morning Sunshine.” But I have a feeling that the song they will play when they are inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame next year will be “Back to the 80s.” This is the shining diamond in their already illustrious career!

And you’re lying to yourself if you don’t admit that every thing referenced in this masterpiece of a song could be placed into a shadow box containing everything you’ve ever loved in life (I’m totally just speaking for myself when I say that).

VIA ONTD

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