Lily Allen Has No Love For Susan Boyle

May 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Susan Boyle has charmed millions, but not Lily Allen. When Susan sings, Lily does not feel the warm embrace of a thousand fluffy kittens. Or maybe she really does and she’s just lying about it, because Susan gives her greeeen eyeeeees.

Over on her Twitter, Lily commented on Susan Boyle’s take on “Memory” from Britain’s Got Talent the other night. Lily wrote, “Susan Boyle is so overrated. Je suis overrated aussi.” Lily went on, “Listen, I’m allowed to have an opinion. I thought her timing was off. No control, and I don’t think she has an amazing voice. Yes, she can sing, but it’s not about talent with her is it? She seems like a lovely lady but if it’s about talent, that Shaheen kid should win.” When someone called her out for the “talent” remark, Lily responded, “I have never in my life claimed to be talented. I do work hard at writing songs and putting on entertaining concerts though.

Uh oh. Lily has gone and done it now! Lily better sleep with a water gun under her bed, because the cats of the world will get her for dissing their QUEEN! I hope Lily likes cat piss in her vodka and hairballs in her panties.

And just for cacas, I decided to play a game I call “Mom Famous.” I called my mom to see if she knew Susan Boyle and/or Lily Allen by name. Because my mom really only knows Madonna and The Pope by name. So I asked her if she knew who Susan Boyle was. She responded, “That British lady with teddy bear hair who sings opera?” Exactly. Then I asked her if she knew Lily Allen. She responded, “That rapper on Dancing with the Stars?” Huh?! So I said, “No. That’s Lil’ Kim.” And she said, “Oh, yeah! LILY KIM. She has ugly boobs, but I like her.” LILY KIM?! That actually makes sense since Lil’ Kim does have the face of an Asian woman. Anyway, score one for The Boyle!


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