England’s Finest Rose Is A Bodybuilder Now

England’s premiere pristine lady, Jodie Marsh, says she has turned into a bodybuilder. This is kind of the like the time she turned lesbian for a quick minute, but instead of lifting clits with her tongue, she’s lifting weights with her hands. Jodie tells New! Magazine that she was getting too soft and she wanted her body to match her rock hard tittays, so she hit started hitting the gym 6 times a week.

You know, she could’ve lost some of the “softness” by cutting down on fatty jizz. This is what I was told anyway. One time, a smart ass bitch told me to stop eating so much sperm after I complained that my stomach had a serious case of the softs. And ruin my social life? Eff that! I’d rather have a jiggly stomach than a tarnished image! Anyway…..

After just six months of working out, Jodie says she has gone from a size 12 to a size 6. And she isn’t stopping there! Jodie will continue to work out in hopes that she’ll be able to compete on the bodybuilder circuit, “I’ve still got loads to go. I might do a bodybuilder competition in August.”

Maybe she meant she’s going to do all the contestants in a bodybuilder competition, because I’m not convinced Jodie wants to look like Vadge’s roidy-clit.

And I know you’re probably sick with worry that one day Jodie will crush her fantastic chichis by dropping a barbel on them, but do not fret! Jodie’s titties can’t take it since I’m sure she regularly injects liquid concrete into them. She has always admired the breasts of stone statues.