Adriana Lima Is Knocked Up

May 26, 2009 / Posted by:

World famous panty model Adriana Lima and her basketball-playing husband Marko Jaric are expecting their first baby friend together. Adriana, who once claimed she was saving her vagina for marriage, is due this winter. Adriana and Marko were married on Valentine’s Day of this year in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

A rep for the two issued the same generic statement that’s used for every celebrity pregnancy: “Adriana and Marko are overjoyed that they are expecting their first child together and are excited to share the happy news and start their family together.” Okay, maybe it wasn’t that generic. I mean, they didn’t they say they were over the “you know what.” The rep must have tweaked it a little bit. It gets an A+++ from me for that reason alone.

I know Adriana Lima is a supermodel who gets paid millions because she’s beautiful, but I hope the baby looks nothing like her! I hope baby looks EXACTLY like Marko. Well, in the eyes anyway. Seriously, if baby gets its father’s eyes, it will look exactly like a real-life Milhouse Van Houten! Adorable!

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