Kevin Bacon Got Jacked!

May 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Kevin Bacon has seen better days! First, Madoff stole a bunch of cash monies from Kevin. Then, he found out his Footlose role is going to that frosted twink Chace Crawford. And now the dude was straight-up robbed in a subway station!

The New York Post says that on Thursday morning, Kevin was down in the Seventh Avenue subway stop performing his big number from Footloose for extra dollars from commuters when some evil doer stole his Blackberry! Okay, he wasn’t dancing for coins, he was just leaving the station when a thief grabbed the Blackberry right out of his purdy paws! Kevin didn’t give it up that easy and chased the berrynapper through the station, but lost him.

How ever did the Bacon lose him? He must have not leaped and spun through the station while throwing jazz hands around, right? He would’ve caught the asshole if he used jazz hands!

Kevin apparently called the police.

Seriously, did Kevin drop a mirror under a ladder while crossing a black cat? What the fuck shit next? At least he’ll always have the last name of the most delicious thing that exists in this world. He’ll always have that.

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