Clare Werbeloff’s 15 Seconds Are Up

May 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Clare Werbeloff is the ho in Australia who became an overnight internet celebskank after a video her giving a witness account to a local shooting traveled around the world wide webz. In the clip, Clare dropped the word “wog” (which is a racial slur) so casually like it was part of her every day vocabulary. A quick minute after the video took off, a Facebook group devoted to Clare was born and some bitch started selling t-shirts were her sayings on them. Clare also had to get a publicist to deal with all the attention coming her way.

Well… can erase the bitch’s file from your brain’s hard drive, because that trick BAMBOOZLED the world! Clare didn’t witness the shooting in Sydney and she was spinning lies when she talked to the local news. The Police hos tell the Daily Telegraph that dumb fuck Clare admitted to lying.

The public is not amused by Clare’s joke. They didn’t appreciate her slapping them with her giant hoax dick. They have now turned on Clare! Clare’s older sister said that she’s afraid gang members are going to whoop her ass! HA!

So it looks like Clare’s big dream of becoming the next Delta Goodrem is officially died. Bitch will be lucky if she gets a gig co-hosting Tuesday nights with Corey Worthington at a bar on the outskirts of town where she’ll have to serve vodka and Vegemite shots off of her stomach.

Do you remember Corey Worthington? Exactly. Google the bitch’s name the word “irrelevant” pops up.

Source (Thanks Tanya)

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