Tell Us How You Really Feel, Roseanne!

May 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Everyone, everyone! It’s time to visit with our favorite cuckoo philosopher, so that she can sprinkle whack-a-doodle cookies all around us! This time Roseanne is yapping about the evil glitter-hating American Idol! Even Arnold Schwartargarnagarzr (don’t make me google for the correct spelling on a Saturday) makes a little cameo in her latest diatribe. And so does Pat Boooone! Put on your aluminum dunce caps and read on:

the u.s. elections! it’s all for show and has no substance, offensive homophobic sexist and hateful. the closeted gay guy who goes to church won over the gay guy who is “out”.

simon fuller never tells the truth, because the truth is that simon fuller hates originality and talent, and only likes what is common and hack. That is what american record buyers support–same shit different day… the white guy who sings with an emotional catch in his voice that little girls can have safe romantic sexual fantasies about. FUCKIN pat boone YUCK! cancel this atrocious show. the new girl looks like a boy in her bikini…she probably has a dick too. its all bullshit, just like everything else is all bullshit here, starting with that governor, an austrian closet case who hangs around with my ex husband who is a complete sociopathic LOON!

So basically Roseanne is saying that everyone involved in American Idol is gay? Gay or a tranny. That’s basically what she’s saying, right? Actually, I think she’s saying EVERYONE on this planet we all live in is either gay or a tranny. Sounds sexy to me! Weeeeeee!

This is why whenever Roseanne’s crazy bus comes rolling around, I run into the street and flag her down. Bitch makes about as much sense as a mute Chihuahua, but she always makes for great entertainment and that’s all that counts. I mean, she used the words “Pat Boone, LOON and YUCK” in one post. AND she also thinks that Kara DioFUCKOFFALREADY’s tuck game is weak. Now that is some shit I can co-sign.

Source: Roseanne’s World VIA ONTD

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