Wino’s Big Comeback Concert Called Off

May 22, 2009 / Posted by:

The Wino’s big comeback show at London’s Shepherd’s Bush Empire on May 31st has been puffed out. The show will not go on. Sorry to those of you who were hoping to get a crack loogie dropped on your head or a Wino claw jabbed into your cheek. It’s not going to happen. Wino’s spokeswhores issued a statement to The Sun:

“Amy and her band will no longer be performing at the Shepherd’s Bush Empire on May 31. Amy would like to apologize to her fans who bought tickets for the shows.”

This news shouldn’t make a hamster jump out of your ass, because every ho saw this coming after she got mega drunked the other day and had to go to THE CLINIC again. Although, her spokeswhores should’ve told the truth and said that Wino can’t let a little thing called “performing” get in the way of her boozing. Priorities!

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