A local news station in Detroit proved that either, a) they don’t have a fact checker or b) their fact checker spends most of his days smoking a joint out back (along with everybody else), when they read off birthday greetings live on air. The anchor didn’t flinch one ass lip when she wished Eaton Beaver a very happy 69th birthday! I’m guessing Eaton Beaver is wife of Dick N. Beaver. Oh fuck, I love the local news.
And when Eaton Beaver turns 100, Willard Scott better wish her a good one.