Natural Beauty

May 22, 2009 / Posted by:

When I first saw this picture of Lesley Vogel, Hayden Panatroll’s mama je’e, over at TMZ, my palms got sweaty, my throat closed up and my asshole started to twitch a bit. The latter occurred, because Lesley’s nose is so erect. You just want to put a Trojan on it and hop on it. Homegirl has a hung nose!

And those luscious lips! If Mickey Rourke and Lisa Rinna’s collagen needles had a dream baby…..

That being said, Lesley is still more glamorous and gorgeous than her daughter. I speak the truth.

Here is the Vaseline-covered beauty at the opening of The Painted Nail in L.A. last night.

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