Morning Wood
May 22, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
The Return of Danny Noriega’s Gorgeous Chola Mother! Bonus: She’s washing a car under the San Gabriel Valley sun. Glamour. – ONTD
If Amy Sedaris wants to wear a hostess outfit from Knott’s Berry Farm, let her! – I’m Not Obsessed
Where’s HARVEY?!!!! – Holy Moly!
RiRi and Wheelchair Jimmy are just friends – Backseat Cuddler
Jean-Claude Van Damme and his Belgian bulge – Popbytes
Only these two twats could make delicious pizza look like shit – ICYDK
Panty creamer o’ the day: Mark Sanchez – Socialite Life
Here’s some news about Jennifer Aniston’s high-maintenance bitch…. – Celebitchy
A bunch of strangers’ refrigerators and freezers. Why does one dude have a rattlensake in his? – GOOD
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