Morning Wood

May 22, 2009 / Posted by:

The Return of Danny Noriega’s Gorgeous Chola Mother! Bonus: She’s washing a car under the San Gabriel Valley sun. Glamour. – ONTD

If Amy Sedaris wants to wear a hostess outfit from Knott’s Berry Farm, let her! – I’m Not Obsessed

Where’s HARVEY?!!!! – Holy Moly!

RiRi and Wheelchair Jimmy are just friends – Backseat Cuddler

Jean-Claude Van Damme and his Belgian bulge – Popbytes

Only these two twats could make delicious pizza look like shit – ICYDK

Panty creamer o’ the day: Mark Sanchez Socialite Life

Here’s some news about Jennifer Aniston’s high-maintenance bitch…. – Celebitchy

A bunch of strangers’ refrigerators and freezers. Why does one dude have a rattlensake in his? – GOOD

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