Benji Madden Picks Up A Bunny

May 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Benji Madden waltzed into a Coffee Bean the other day empty-handed, bought a drink and then skipped out with a fluffy piece of heaven in his hands. A bunny rabbit! Since when do they sell bunny rabbits at Coffee Bean? Or maybe it fell out of his ass while he was using the bathroom? Very possible.

And that’s my kind of bunny rabbit too, because it looks like a slut! I mean, look at all that trampy eye make-up it’s wearing. Bunny slut is also sexing up the photographer with her eyes. It won’t be long before we see her baring her tail in Playboy. Finally, a fucking authentic Playboy bunny.

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