$20,000 For A Kiss From A Sparkly Vampire

May 22, 2009 / Posted by:

I know a few people who would turn their own mother out on the ho stroll just for one air kiss from RPattz. That seems a little excessive to me, but paying $20k for a kiss from the sparkly vampire seems even crazier! That’s what two crazed Twittytards paid at an auction for amfAr in Cannes last night. Yeah, yeah, it goes to charity, but still!

It’s not like RPattz kissed them on their nalgas! He kissed them on their face cheek! No, he didn’t even bite them! No, he didn’t even use tongue! No, he didn’t even pinch their nipples a bit. No, he didn’t even slap that ass. No, he didn’t even pull their hair! No, he didn’t even call them a “dirty, dirty bitch” while doing it. None of that! RPattz just planted a simple kiss on their cheek. For $20k! IN THIS ECONOMY! Bonkers.

You know that right after RPattz kissed them, they rant to their hotel rooms, Cape Fear-ed themselves and then had their cheek hermetically sealed.

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