This is the new torch for the 2010 Olympic Winter Games in Vancouver and it has some craving Rollitos and every item on the Taco Bell menu. The Star put it best: “All hail – or inhale – the 2010 Olympic Torch. Or, as it’s jokingly known around Vancouver, the Olympic Toke.”
The designer of the giant metal lit joint had this to say for himself, “Sure, it may look a little bit like a joint, but I can tell you that what they were going for was ergonomics, sleekness, modernity.” Yeah. Uh huh. Keep blowing smoke in my face until I get a good buzz going.
I know what they were trying to do her. They were trying to woo dolphin god Michael Phelps with a promise that the good shit always blows through the streets of Vancouver. I just don’t know which events he’d compete in? Bong sledding? Weed skating? Shake hockey? And where do I sign up?
I’m pretty sure this also means the opening ceremony is going to be one big HOT BOX party! Cover me completely and toke away!