Open Post: Hosted By Wendy Williams

May 21, 2009 / Posted by:

There are 2 reasons why I like Wendy Williams. Okay, maybe 5. Or 10? Wait, her ENORMOUS titt-titt-titt-tittays count for how many reasons? Anyway, I just want to put on a Slanket and cuddle up in there. You know, I bet if you jumped in between her buh-bees (nod to the Housewives of NJ) of wonder, you’d pop out of Aretha Franklin’s magnificent chichis. Then if you jumped back into Aretha’s, you’d pop out of Salma Hayek’s. If you jumped back into Salma’s, you’d pop out of Jesse Metcalfe’s. Like a chichi portal! I bet that shit exists!

Here’s a member of the chichi portal team at last night’s NewNowNext Awards in NYC. The award show was also attended by natural beauties like Ongina, Selene Luna and Bianca Del Rio. I don’t know who Bianca is, but I felt like her face was too spectacular to pass up.

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