Morning Wood (Killer)

May 21, 2009 / Posted by:

This picture just gave my eyeballs HPV – Holy Moly!

Lady CaCa needs to work on her tuck game – Socialite Life

Methinks Drew’s new “boytoy” loves a little man chowder in the morning (but who doesn’t?) – ICYDK

Nas doesn’t want to give his knocked up wifey one cent – Celebitchy

Stepford Katie can’t stop dancing, because she obviously can easily stop washing her hair – I’m Not Obsessed

Jacko has postponed his London EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAAA! Probably so engineers could invent spotlights that won’t melt his face off – SOW

How do you spell “Yooz a Dumb Troll” in Italian, because that’s what Hayden should’ve gotten tattooed on her body – Popeater

Whack-A-Kitties (no, this isn’t porn) – Urlesque

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