This picture just gave my eyeballs HPV – Holy Moly!
Lady CaCa needs to work on her tuck game – Socialite Life
Methinks Drew’s new “boytoy” loves a little man chowder in the morning (but who doesn’t?) – ICYDK
Nas doesn’t want to give his knocked up wifey one cent – Celebitchy
Stepford Katie can’t stop dancing, because she obviously can easily stop washing her hair – I’m Not Obsessed
Jacko has postponed his London EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAAA! Probably so engineers could invent spotlights that won’t melt his face off – SOW
How do you spell “Yooz a Dumb Troll” in Italian, because that’s what Hayden should’ve gotten tattooed on her body – Popeater
Whack-A-Kitties (no, this isn’t porn) – Urlesque