May 21, 2009 / Posted by:

And here I was thinking I broke the world blow job record that one summer, but I guess you need judges and cameras around to document the whole thing. Oh, well. Maybe next time. Blonde Cora, a German porn star, was officially trying to break the record when she choked almost halfway through and had to go to the hospital! The Sun says that Cora’s goal was to blow 200 peens, but only she made it to wang #75 when she started having trouble breathing. Bitch blew it and not in the way she had hoped.

This is kind of embarrassing to all us mega sluts out there. Most of us can suck 75 dicks at a time while watching a Melrose Place marathon and playing a game of Monopoly with our toes! And this bitch is a whore for a living! SHAME!!!! How dreadful!

Even amateur skanks know you have to breathe through your nose! If that’s not enough, find an air pocket in the dick hole you’re sucking and breathe! Turn that dick into a snorkel! Breathe through your ears! Breathe through your pussay! Breathe through your asshole if you have to! Whatever you do, don’t quit the dick!

Her parents are probably so disappointed!

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