When did Jessica Biel become such an asshole? Does this have something to do with the fact that she’s sucking on Justin Timberlake’s soggy tampon? I mean, Jessica already said that she’s too beautiful to get auditions (aka her massive low hangers get in the way). Now Jessica is saying that she spends a long time getting ready every day, because she knows the paparazzi follow her and she doesn’t want to see fugly pictures of herself in magazines.
The DVD actress farted to Allure Magazine (via Showbiz Spy), “It’s wonderful to do what I do, but everything that goes with it? It’s bizarre. The invasion of privacy is very tough. I am followed all day, every day. Going to the dentist, the cleaners. I guess I could look like shit going to the dentist, but only if I didn’t care what I saw in the papers.”
This hag should be thankful that she’s in ANY magazine besides back issues of the Pitt Bull Reporter. And I’ll leave the rest of my comments to myself and just let the picture above do all the talking.