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May 21, 2009 / Posted by:

The Three Wolf Moon T-shirt – This shit has become the top selling t-shirt on Amazon thanks to some amazingly awesome reviews. Seriously, if you have time to kill (I think I spent like 2 hours reading this shit), go through all the reviews, because most of them are magic (just like the t-shirt). Here’s some samples:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!).

I bought this item to wear on a camping trip, seeing as how it has wolves on it. Imagine my surprise, on our second evening, as I was on my way to our makeshift latrine, …I saw wolves wearing t-shirts with people’s heads on the front. They didn’t have any pants, on, though. I couldn’t tell what people they were on their shirts, although I think one of them might have been Mindy Kohn from The Facts Of Life.

Sometimes late at night, if I wear my wolf shirt to bed, I wake up to the sound of howling coming from my bellybutton region. Because this has happened several times, I feel very powerful, like perhaps, I’ve been somehow chosen.

Personally, I think the t-shirt would be perfect if it had a unicorn flying past the moon, but that’s just me. And don’t act like you’ve never worn this shirt with denim cut-offs and wedge sandals while working the ho stroll in Panama City Beach, FL.

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