Don’t Do That

May 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Just when I thought Kara DioWHYDIDGODPUTYOUHERE couldn’t singe my pubic hairs more than she already has, she had to go and do THAT on last night’s American Idol finale. Who needs wax when you have this annoying slag to rip your taint bush out with her voice?

Truth is, I’d much rather see Simon Cowell in a two-piece, because we all know his furry tittays would really fill out that top. And that bikini makes Kara’s jaw look fatter!

Kara, Bikini Skank and Bikini Skank’s leased Jello mold breasts joined forces to slowly destroy Mimi’s Vision of Love. I think that performance made Mimi go crazy again. Expect to see her rainbow ass shimmying down Times Square again with an ice cream cart.

When is Simon going to tell Kara to return her jaw to Sandra Bernard and go home (aka HELL) permanently!

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