Afternoon Crumbs

May 21, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Dear Glittery Gays of YouTube, you know what to do – Just Jared

Our Lady of Cheetos is looking sexier than a big piece of mesquite jerky – Egotastic!

BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT: Annalynne McCord is a 21-year-old rode hard cougar – Hollywood Tuna

Glamberace is not gay! He’s checking those twinks for lumps – Towleroad

Papa Joe’s favorite post of the day – Cityrag

RiRi is trying to out-douche Wentzy with that pose and it’s working – Popsugar

Not going to work: SamRo and HoHan are just trying to take away the spotlight on Rojo’s upcoming nuptials – Hollywood Rag

That triflin’ skank Melissa Dawn got me. I’ll see you in HELL, BITCH! – YouTube

Did Keith Urban partake in a little botox bukkake? – Lainey Gossip

Vicky Silvstedt gets chased by billionaire midgets (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

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